Client Review on Hometown bank

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If you are looking for a bank with all the quality of MCDonalds and convenience of dental surgery the morning of your wedding, then do I have a bank for you! If you are looking for an establishment that cares about your money as much as they care about your toe nail polish, go see the ever changing staff at hometown bank! If basic math skills, such as counting and adding are not priorities for you- and you enjoy the uncertainty and unpredictability of inconsistent policies, sign up for one of their incredibly low interest accounts, you'll be losing money in no time! If you are looking for a bank that isn't located outside of the Webster zone- where you will constantly be charge ATM fees and penalties this is the place for you! Fan of businesses that constantly raise their fees, while giving nothing back to the customer? Head on down to Hometown "bank" - where you will be overcome with incompetence, rudeness, and confusion!